showstopper
When the teacher says, “I finished grading your tests so I’ll hand them back now.”

funniest10k:

In sickness and in health.

incredibleediblejames:

destroyeverythingandrun:

This deserves a million reblogs.
This is beautiful. 

True LOVE only comes ONCE in a lifetime :)

Reblog if you were born in the 90’s and don’t have a baby.

lolsofunny:

After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said “Explain the dildo fool,” he said, “Explain the kids bitch.”

Lmaoooo